I Quit, Smoking

Yes, I quit smoking from today. And no, that's not me smoking. That's some hawt chick having a drag. Why did I quit smoking? Well, from today onwards I have joined a gym. And after the first session, I realized the effects that smoking had on me.

Okay, now that's not me exercising either. That's again some hawt chick doing the drill. I know that the best exercise is to have sex. According to Forbes, having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half, a vigorous bout burns some 200 calories which is about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a spirited game of squash, the pulse rate, in a person aroused, rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150, the same as that of an athlete putting forth maximum effort. Hmmmm...Did I just hear someone say "Oh shit, I am going home"?

But it's not that easy to get laid. Atleast not for a guy, that too with a girl. So I decided to join a gym instead, that would be a more legal way to shed some kilos. But after the first day, I realized that its taking me a lot to go through the regime because of my smoking habits. I am getting tired too easily and have to breathe really hard to keep up the pace.

So, I quit smoking.

Hey Teenu, hope you are reading this cause this one's for you man!